Monkey Experiment Proves Corporate Policy

What the hey, it’s friday. I got pointed at this from somewhere…

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Monkey Experiment Proves Corporate Policy Process

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, and all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon the monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.

Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

Geocache in Texas causes Terreralert

I like geocaching; I don’t do much, but it’s a nice excuse to get out and explore, and a bit more amusing, novel and romantic to find items which have traveled around the world one hop at a time.

Hence I am amused by the heavy-handedness, perhaps somewhat deserved but overly weighty, displayed by the citizens of Murphy, Texas.

“Murphy Police Chief Billy Myrick said that when these types of events occur, these thrill seekers do not think about the fact that they are actually putting entire communities at risk.”

…somehow visions of bobble-hatted geocachers in overly-hardy outdoors clothing, wilfully installing terror-caches and tying-up vast quantities of police time, fail to strike my imagination.

Article follows:

SUSPICIOUS DEVICE FOUND IN MURPHY

[Murphy] – On Friday, December 15, 2006 at approximately 12:12 P.M., the Murphy Police Department was notified by a U.S. Postal Service employee of a suspicious device that had been attached to a U.S. Postal Service mail depository box located on the corner of the old City Hall property at 205 North Murphy Road.

Officers from the Murphy Police Department were dispatched to the scene and made a visual observation of a white colored device of unknown origin that had been attached to the mail box. The postal service employee, who was still on the scene, reported to officers that he had been at that drop location earlier in the morning and the device was not there at that time. Unaware of what the device was or of its capabilities, on-scene personnel immediately called for the Murphy Fire/Rescue and Police command staff.

Once the situation had been assessed, calls were made for assistance from the U.S. Postal Inspector Service, the FBI and the Plano Police Department’s Bomb Squad. Those personnel arrived on scene and a collective decision was made to deploy a robot equipped with a disruptor unit and accompanied by a certified Bomb Technician.

When the necessary equipment was in place, a round was discharged from the disruptor unit which then rendered the device inoperable. A closer examination of that device found the item to be part of a Geocaching game which had apparently been placed on the mail receptacle by either a participant or an operator. Geocaching is an outdoor treasure-hunting game in which the participants use a Global Positioning System receiver or other navigational techniques to hide and seek containers.

In today’s event, North Murphy Road had to be closed and traffic re-routed for almost four (4) hours to ensure that innocent persons were not put into harms way. Murphy Police Chief Billy Myrick said that when these types of events occur, these thrill seekers do not think about the fact that they are actually putting entire communities at risk. Public safety resources, including personnel and equipment, are committed to an avoidable event and not available to respond to other public emergencies. Because so many resources have to be called in from other agencies who are equipped to handle such matters, these people’s actions put multiple communities at risk.

After destruction of the device, Federal Agents from the United States Postal Inspector’s Service took possession of the remaining evidence and will send those materials to an appropriate laboratory for analysis. In that examination, law enforcement personnel will be looking for any means to identify the person(s) responsible for the placement of today’s device. Chief Myrick said that his department will continue to work closely with Federal law enforcement officials in this matter and if the person(s) responsible for today’s event are successfully identified, they could be facing both criminal and civil penalties.

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