i just had my chest shaved by an attractive blonde in a nurse’s outfit…

…but then, she was a nurse, and I was having an ECG done.

I have a rest heartbeat rate of between 56 and 60, offset by blood pressure at the high end of the normal range. I’m basically normal.


However I now have several crop-circles on my chest. Might as well take the rest off, even it out a bit…

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