APT Defender : “The APT causes many tears. We are their Kleenex.” #cyber #this #somuchthis

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APT Defender.

WE HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO GO AROUND

Our CISSPs have been dealing with APTs before they were even ‘a thing’. They have the knowledge and expertise to dig into your situation, assess how advanced the threat is, and to stop the persistence in its tracks. From there, they will work with you to eradicate whatever elements of The APT that could come back to haunt you.
WORLDWIDE PRESENCE

Since we only hire CISSPs, and since it is a worldwide-known certification, we have access to thousands and thousands of qualified experts around the world. Since there are so many CISSPs, we essentially have an unbelievably elastic workforce that is at the ready to tackle whatever The APT might have up its nasty sleeve.
OUR METHODOLOGY

We have developed what we call The Toolset, which is specifically designed to combat The APT. It is based on The Method, which is has been organically created via the communal atmosphere fostered by, and for, our CISSPs. This organic growth has allowed both The Method, and The Toolset simply to be better at combating The APT than any other organization. For more details, please contact us.

One Reply to “APT Defender : “The APT causes many tears. We are their Kleenex.” #cyber #this #somuchthis”

  1. Hmm. There seems to be a delusional assumption here that any CISSP in the world will work for APT, if asked. Last time I checked, there were about 88,000 registered CISSPs (mostly in the US, as you might expect), and I’m guessing that the vast majority already have full time jobs. I wouldn’t call that “an unbelievably elastic workforce”: I’d call that marketing puffery taken to ridiculous extremes. And their website is hideous.

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