lancashire cheese
I find Lancashire Cheese to be vastly amusing. It comes in several varieties: Tasty Creamy Crumbly …but what I have not determined is whether you can also get permuted varieties. Tasty crumbly! Creamy tasty! Crumbly creamy! Tasty, crumbly and creamy! That would be a paragon of cheeses! Or: would it be just like Wensleydale?