So you’re the voice-over artist who makes all those canned announcements that London Underground use – “Mind The Gap”, etc – and you have your own website. What else are you going to do?
Would the passenger in the red shirt, pretending to read a paper, but is actually staring at that woman’s chest, please stop. You’re not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert.
…not to mention a DIY announcement kit, and a make-your-own-Emma kit.
Hat tip to Rob Diamond.